Swayman Edition/hoc/vious >>140657735
>>140659520milk the balls like a cow
>>140659520don't be so toothy
I had a dream last night that the Stars clowned on the Oilers and McDavid cried. I realize I must’ve astral projected into Gary’s dream because that’s 1000% how he’s gonna do the last set Canadian team standing.
Go Bruins!
>-ACKets
This thread and the people posting in it need some westJESUS in their lives.
>>140659117ref mickey run into being swept by the CeltGODs doesn't count
>>140659456wolves getting past the nuggets means silver gets his precious celtics a ring
>rudy gobert had a baby? give brunson 2 free throws
>>140659193I would still rather live in Irvington, NJ before I live in the nicest home in Indiana>>140659323Believe whatever bullshit /pol/ is putting out lol. Let me guess, the kraken is coming?
>>140659388I don't even remember it so I doubt it.
australias game for australians
>>140659409>carltonThis shit is so rigged
>>140659409So the Essendon edge is free kicks?
>>140659415Those morons deserved to be expelled. I never dreamed of acting like that as a teenager
>>140659415You tell women you WOULDNT rape them and they freak out. You think they'd be happy?Just like when you tell jews the holocaust didn't actually happen they also get upset. You'd think they'd be relieved to hear it?
>>140659409they needed to be nurfed after their 3 prems and for their plastic fans to stfu for good
Let’s get this shit started early. Fuck Europoors edition.
>>140659413Eat shit fag he didn't touch the nigger.
nuggersfags pissed the refs aren’t throwing the game for them Kek
nugs kinda getting reffed. Guess it's a regression from the favorable whistle last game
this series basically proving that the nuggets chip is fradulent
>>140659496Not if Murray is gonna be fucking useless the whole half like last game.
Heem thread biological terrorism editionPrevious thread:>>140646846
>>140659345>>140659372this is real zoomer energy. gender and sexual norms begone. pure unironic unabashed degeneracy presented as artistic expression. o'malley could never with his cotton candy hair, ayahuasca tattoos and dudeweedlmao
>>140659393crazy how when you arent a massive gorilla with the power to turn every match into a looney tunes rules fight, fighting like dricus doesnt work at all
>>140659442I hope you mean Saaiman, cause Talbott is looking great.
>>140659483he doesn't pass the eye test
>>140659516If he passes anything it's that. Are you crazy?
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I'm watching the A's beat the defending champion rags
>>140659471A's are /sp/'s teamthem winning a championship this season would be hilarious
>being a fish fan in 2024ISHYGDDT
>>140659497jokes on you, there are no fans in miami
>>140658705Pretty good :D
(ELI)[Manning] I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night, but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!!>[Brady]“Remember Deflategate?” Brady asked. “The NFL spent $20 million and found that it was more probable than not that I was generally aware and someone may have deflated my footballs. You could have just given me the $20 million, and I would have just told you I fucking did it.>[Brady] on Chiefs fans: “Kansas City, you say your stadium is the loudest. It helps when your fans are 14 year old girls… in honor of TAY TAY… Let's take a look at the Chiefs Eras; Terrible for 50 years, good for 5. SHAKE IT OFF.”>[Brady] On Belichick in Patriots Dynasty ""I've been out of the game for a minute. So I'm curious 'how many Super Bowl rings have you won since I left?' Maybe it's not just the guy on the sideline. When I go to the Indy 500, I don't ask the winning driver, 'hey, who gassed up your car?'">[Brady] On Peyton Manning "I know sometimes you live in Denver, and sometimes you live in Louisiana. But you will always live in my shadow.">[Brady] On Gisele "There have been a lot of jokes tonight, but the truth is, I missed the love of my life - Football.">[Brady] On Ye “I know Kim was terrified to be here tonight … not because of this but because her kids are at home with their dad.”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>140659418It’s one of the most expensive stadiums built and to spectate in. It’s probably the second most expensive after Allegiant
>>140659418both
>>140659418It's a pro sports stadium AND it's in California. Of course it's expensive
>>140659418>LAThere's no way concessions aren't double price at least.
>>140659099I didn't until recently, they have some fluke deals on their website for stuff that isn't advertised in stores. When I see something on a steep discount I'll order it, like I bought some tea a couple weeks ago that was 50% off online only, so I bought two cases.
Buehler EditionFirst pitch at 7:10pmGET IN HERE
wtf ohtani understands english just fine
don't really watch that much doyers but I picked up pages for my fantasy team to replace a shitter. did i make the right move?
that gambling motherfucker!
>>140659498yes
>>140659498absolutely
What will they come up with next?
One game at a time, no distraction
*ahem*
>>140654897the fuck is this bullshit
Edu please get rid of the following, KT, Zinny, Eddie, Mo, Karlie,ESR, Tavvy and Lokz
Just found out my University is #1 Nationwide in BowlingWhat can I do with this?
>Thursday, May 09 (all times ET)WRC, Rd 5/13, 'Rally de Portugal', Matosinhos, Portugal>Friday, May 106:10 PM: Indy NXT, Rd 3/14, 'Indianapolis Motor Speedway (Road Course) #1', Indianapolis Motor Speedway (Road Course), Speedway, Indiana7:30 PM: NASCAR Trucks, Rd 9/23, 'Buckle Up South Carolina 200', Darlington Raceway, Darlington, South Carolina>Saturday, May 114:00 AM: GTWC Asia, Rd 3-1/12, 'Chang International Circuit #1', Chang International Circuit, Buriram, Thailand5:00 AM: 24H Series, Rd 5/7, '24H Portimão', Algarve International Circuit, Portimão, Portugal7:00 AM: WEC, Rd 3/8, '6 Hours of Spa-Francorchamps', Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps, Stavelot, Belgium9:00 AM: Formula E, Rd 9/16, 'Berlin E-Prix #1', Tempelhof Airport Street Circuit, Berlin, Germany9:00 AM: MotoGP, Rd 5-S/21, 'Grand Prix de France (Sprint Race)', Bugatti Circuit, Le Mans, France1:05 PM: Indy NXT, Rd 4/14, 'Indianapolis Motor Speedway (Road Course) #2', Indianapolis Motor Speedway (Road Course), Speedway, Indiana1:30 PM: NASCAR Xfinity, Rd 11/33, 'Crown Royal Purple Bag Project 200', Darlington Raceway, Darlington, South CarolinaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>140658132I have thought this numerous times.
>>140658391kek, three lives
no wonder Half-Life 3 will never get done
>>140653704I basically just wait until these to tune in, it's not bad ngl
wait...>same guy>three lives>Half-Life 3it all makes sense now
Who's meowing now?
>Lap:#7077>Countdown to MSC CRUISES GRAN PREMIO DEL MADE IN ITALY E DELL'EMILIA-ROMAGNA:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>140638208>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:212 (209 starts)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>140645458>AMX got the yellow feverIt's over
>>140659234so youre to blame for the plug doors...
>>140644638Sainz wins Singapore the whole world is happy and celebrating with him.Norris wins Miami the whole world is happy and celebrating with him.No one ever cared about FraudStappen.No one still cares about FraudStappen.The whole world always hated him and still hates him.No one ever cheered or celebrated his fraudulent wins.The sooner the rest of you cock-sucking fanboys get it through your thick head the better.Have you ever seen FraudStappen lifted like Norris was?No! Cause the whole world know FraudStappen is a fraud.No one wants to celebrate with him. No one wants to see him win.> Only drivers with racing heritage should be allowed to win. Let alone drive in a race.
>>140644638Another thing. I’ve seen all drivers congratulate Norris on his maiden win.When FraudStappen won his fraudulent win in 2016 no on congratulated him.As all driver knew his was a fraud and a huge piece of shit like his dad.
>>140659366>>140659453but enough about you
Pasta Edition /hoc/vious >>140656265
>>140659467This is going to hurt his draft prospects
>>140659477>>140659477>>140659477NEW
EAT IT FLORIDA YOU FAGGOTS EAT IT
>>140659465good one australia-kuncx
>>140659482>Meanwhile Brits sail up your river in 1812 and burn your presidential palaceburn a building and then run away. y-y-you really got us there!
The Brasileirão Série A and Série B is better than all European championships.So yeah, suck my cock and balls.
>>140658848>Late>babuíno
Tinha que ser pardola curitibano KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Novamente se quer sair do país pra ser um pardola chorão limpador de privada em algum país que lhe tratam como animal em extinção pode ir, ninguem quer gente da sua laia mais aquiIn other news, Santos is going to get obliterated by Amazonas next week
>>140658939Eu moro em São Paulo, tem problemas de cidade grande, mas não é esse inferno todo. Cara, tem pessoas com condições muito melhores que as suas vivendo tranquilamente aqui, procure ganhar mais dinheiro antes de achar que o Brasil é um lixo completo
>>140659356Eu ganho mais que 90% da população Brasileira, tiro 8.5k como backend dev.
