Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41062272I admire her tenacity
>>41062272>Silver Spoon"???"~~~~>..."So, on the sign it says "Large".">..."How large is large?">Madame Harmony, you are the size of an actual mountain.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41062307>Silver Spoon"???"'Harmony'~~~~~~>But, I am the-"Ahem."Silver Spoon turns around, and finds Spoiled Rich standing behind her."Step aside. I have this."She moves forwards, and stares the mountain down.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41062327"You merely adopted the Karen. I was born for it."
OMAKE>Faust"Salt"~~~~>I'm not going to have sex with you."I... didn't ask-">You were thinking it."You can't prove that.">...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This time we also welcome Dahlia fans too as she's an Earth Pony ally of Posey's movement.previous>>>40871660
>>41061179degenerates, does Posey know what they're up to?>>41061518is it Opaline?
>>41061877Yes, her face is a combination of disgust, sadness, anger and envy.
>>41061179Posey can hear them, right?
>>41061809aight
>>41062299Half of Maretime Bay can hear them.
What a lewd "dress"
>>41062332Ticket torched
>>41062340What for loving a mare? Yours is torched for judging the love of mare. And she's no slut. You just are jealous of how gorgeous she is in that.
>>41061883>>41062215Built for compliments.
>>41062351You don't love her, you see her as eyecandy. You dont go to equestria
>>41061883what’s this style called
It's only a matter of timeONLY A MATTER OF TIME NOW
>>41062011it's going to rip ur dick off :(
>>41062045Ok you got me I keked.
bro sweetie bot real????lets freaking go bros
>>41062357>he doesn't know
Be honest on what you would prefer: 1. Some John Hammond tier billionare genetically engineers MLP G4 ponies in aesthetic and for the most part personality. However, outside of the theme park they dwell in you cannot truly interact with them, only see them behind gates. 2. Somebody creates G4 pony robots with the original characters personalities. They aren't truly real though despite feeling like them and are functionally immortal as machines. 3. Somebody opens a portal to the G4 universe but it has EXTREMELY limited contact and experimentation. Its on government lockdown and only maybe billionares get to go on the other side for brief vacations.
>I have something extremely important to tell you about the future, and I only have a few seconds so you've got to listen! Whatever you do, don't-
>>41062091eat the fish?
>>41062091Didnt we just have this thread?
>>41062326...Anonymous05/06/24(Mon)21:05:44 No.41062326 >>41062091 (OP) # Didnt we just have this thread?
>>41062354how long were you waiting to use this?
>>41062358Approximately 3 seconds as the file downloaded
For ten years, we eagerly anticipated the next episode of Friendship is Magic. Now, we're doomed to spend the decade after reflecting on what might have been.
>>41061931What did he mean by this?
>>41062276Illiterate
>>41061931>we
>>41061931Worse, we have to deal with a flood of shitty ai art
I'm just here to tell you that g5 is a very good thing and that you are all massive faggotspd: fuck you nigger
Inside the heart of every g5 hater, is a retard that wants a g4 reboot.
>>41062300Nice self own jack ass because thats literally what G% is
>>41062297Silly little G5let. You have no idea how Hasbro works, do you? Since G5 is such a complete failure, the next reboot will be extremely safe and go back to what was successful. To this very day, Hasbro is trying and failing to recapture the financial success of Micheal Bay Transformers movies.>>41062300Who said I wanted it? It will happen regardless if I want it or not. I don't care what comes next, I just want G5 to fail. When they end up butchering the M6 in G6 it will at least be fun to hate-watch with the board. Hate-watching G5 is miserable because of how boring and soulless it is.
>>41062323> It thinks Twilight will return
>>41061182>>41062323Let me guess: Tulpamancer?
>yOUUUUU STUPID GOOD FOR NOTHING NI-Why did the Princess say this?
Why do all threads suck now
She hates whooves
>>41062267>ahaha silly black people, they always think they can accomplish anything by just sitin around.
>>41062267nix?
How often do ponies accidentally call Celestia mom?How does she feel about and respond to it?
>>41061517based. bless the writefrens!
>this entire fucking threadstop making me want to fuck a motherly talking horse princess
I didn't expect this to turn into an impromptu momlestia thread.
was supposed to be a bump, but I took too long kek>”Don’t worry, sweetie. Mommy’s not going anywhere, okay?”>She smiles reassuringly at you, then extends a wing to hook around your back and gently pull you against her>The warmth her soft, gorgeous body emits nearly puts you to sleep again instantly>She tucks your head safely under her chin, then uses her magic to pull the blanket comfortably over the both of you>That, combined with the delicate embrace of her wing and the sheer softness of her body makes you never want to move again>She softly chuckles a single time under her breath before heaving a relaxed sigh>”You can stay here and lay with mommy some more, if you’d like”>You smile tiredly and nod, the gesture causing your face to rub her fluffy chest and the top of your head to caress her chin“Yes... please”>With that, she smiles gratefully down at you for a moment before closing her eyes and shutting off the light with a quick spell>Her duties could wait a while
> ~~Mom~~ Celestia asks you to snuggle in her new hoodie for "just for a moment">she never got to carry you like your human mother did and can't help but feel like she's missed outnothing a little alicorn magic can't fix, but you don't need to know that yet>then she magics away your clothes before teleporting to Day Court>only options now are to stay put or give the nobles and diplomats a free show they are likely not prepared for>want to be outraged with Sunbutt, but can't get over how damned comfy it is in here>end up falling asleep right there in front of everyone with Mom nuzzling you and humming a lullaby>one ambassador lets curiosity get the better of them and asks what's moving inside "Her Worship's divine raiment">eyes full of mischief, she asks them if they'd like to see for themselves>the diplomat, not wanting to offend, pulls down the zipper and finds themselves face-to-face with a bemused/half-awake Anon>"Now, let's not be getting nosy, bub."
>TyT s2 isn’t killing G5hasbro got rid of the TyT banner on the official Yt channel and replaced it with G4 LOL
>>41062328Look at the pfp, retard
>>41062309The voices in your head aren't a reliable source, schizo. >>41062311See what I mean? That other guy isn't me. You're so terrified of me you are literally jumping at shadows.
It's impressive how one lone Twifag can cause so much seethe.
>>41062330quantum’s an obvious twifag (he uses her vector in every fucking video) rd is still better
>>41062342/k/ope
What is the single most repulsive pony pic you have ever seen?
>>41061250>most repulsive pony picAnything involving Aryanne.Not posting because why the fuck would I ever save that trash?
>>41061250those weight gain pictures when the ponies end up looking super deformed
>>41061399oh god its the guy who made that one pic of sonic and shadow fused into a toilet
>>41061788That's fucked up but played so goofily that it's a little funny.
>>41061250The quesedilla celestia one
Wow, I am gonna be honest, I wasn't expecting us to hit the bump limit but we did it and that proves to me that we need /bug/ back more than ever!Here in /bug/ we call Nerdy Queen Chrysalis a fucking nerd, use lings as lawn darts, and have friendship circles with the Gaylings... (Faggots.)Some old links:Old Hive Directory: https://ponepaste.org/4223Very Old /bug/ Pastebin: https://poneb.in/PjB4LKgdBuggyCYOA archive: https://ponepaste.org/4086I'll get to working making a new Pastebin directory but in the meantime, post your favorite bug stories, art, and appreciation to the thread!Previous Thread >>40805449
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>>41051229I've wanted an Anon and Chrysalis green to read for a while now. This is sweet. And I like Twilight in it too, that nerdy, lovable friendly book horse. We know she ain't gonna try that veggie burger. She's a hayburger girl!
>>41060902
>her
Previous Thread >>41048112We were informed yesterday that our venue, Wyndham Orlando Resort International Drive, is closing at the end of June.So, what does this mean for Mare Fair and you?From our side of things, we can promise you all that the entire Mare Fair team is on top of the issue, and we are confident we can handle it appropriately. We are working vigorously to find a new venue, aiming to keep the same dates, and to ensure Mare Fair can continue this year. It may be some time until we have updates regarding all of this, but do know we are doing everything we can from our side.Now the important part—how will this affect you? The best advice we can give for the time being is that if you haven’t made any travel plans for the convention yet, don’t. If you already have plans made, flights booked, or days off of work set, we implore you to follow closely with any updates we provide regarding the status of the con and venue.Mare Fair is our passion project, and something we put immense effort in to ensure you all have an incredible weekend. This may be a large bump in the road, but the mares keep us going, and we’re going to do everything we can to deliver the convention you all are excited for.Any updates regarding the venue will be posted as soon as they become available.Official information will be posted from our staff using these tripcodes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41062241Well golly, all you had to do was ask, anon.
>>41061843>only value in understand is sexLike a clockwork
>>41062150>this board is full of /fit/ chads wearing business suits calmly exchanging statistics on the most efficient ways to run a horse farm.pretty sure this is true
>>41062150B-but I'm a fitchad in a business suit and green mask
>>41062325This but I'm not fit and its not a business suit
Support animal
Comfort creature
>>41062192Imagine the smell
some kind of emotional instability equine
>>41062192She has that horse in a chokehold! I'm calling animal support!
AI Art Thread #34Backends:>https://github.com/LykosAI/StabilityMatrixThis is more of a one click manager that you can install / run the other backends though. Easiest by far. Recommended to download Forge through it and use its built-in Civitai browser to download models with.For models not through the in-built downloader just download and drop them in Stability_Matrix\Data\Models\* (lora folder if a lora, TextualInversion if embedding, stablediffusion if checkpoint...)>https://github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forgeFaster / more efficient version of Automatic1111 with some helpful extensions built-in. I would recommend installing this through Stability Matrix.>Stable Diffusion Automatic1111https://github.com/automatic1111/stable-diffusion-webuiThe original for posterity's sake.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41061957>Not using snooflestia
>>41061973
