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Port of Southampton edition.
>>77311786I don't care to be honest. I win either way.
I love my wee cat so much. He too precious for this world.
>>77311754I think it could be easy to do, depending on the dog. Can't do loads of woalks so needs to be a chill one, but 2 20-30 min walks a day could be manageable.Most of the time I sit playing vidya, listening to music, or my new addiction AI slop generation (image creator text to image type sheeeit).Picrel an slop, songrel I love me some early 20th century choons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYFbkY7zUtw
Based or Cringe lads?
we have now entered the dopaminerino zonewill destroy myself at the gym after work purely to dilute some of the bad emotions away despite the fact I cannot be botheredthe best place to be
is it harder to gain weight as a boy or girl
it should be illegal to eat these fuckers. they are like tiny little aliens. how the fuck can anyone enjoy eating them? i tried a pot of mixed seafood yesterday and it was the most revolting thing i have ever eaten.
>>77311866>I don't like it therefore it should be illegal for anyone else to like itYou look like this, don't you.
Phoneposting verPreviously on /r9gay/>>77294711
>>77309241yes anon i'd love to! are you still awake and drunk?
>>77311673https://voca.ro/1fDUayfBhdNc
saving 3ds from the barrio so he can sleep more than 4 hrs >~<
>>77311772hope you had a nice time drinking yesterday, did you indeed trade those clothes in for drinking money?chihuahuas are demons can't argue there, what kinda dog do you have anon? i really enjoyed the vocaroo thanks for recording it for me, you have a great voice to listen to xX
good morning r9gay, is anyone nice around to be friends with or are you all busy being bad right now? I understand that racism flies during euro hours but this joking is getting a little ridiculous.
Skincare editionPrevious thread: >>77303573https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77303573/Rules: Ignore annoying moidsQUESTIONS:>Do you have a daily skincare routine? >What's your favorite skincare product?>Is there a product you've been wanting to try out? >Is there a product that many people swear by but didn't work for you?>What else do you avoid to keep your skin in good health?>What's your favorite scent for lotions?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77311815>I don't want to be a midget with big boobsWhy would that matter?How tall are you?
>>77311809gettings spooned of a child?
>videogame green haired psychoIs this male or female gaze?
Kpopnona's real identity has been found out!
4chan has discord?
i'm tired of getting mogged in every aspect of my life
https://www.youtube.com/live/5b0B4NqVeu0
>>77311848>pseudo spiritual blue pill mumboe jumboe
>For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be savedO Lord my God, in thee do I put my trust: save me from all them that persecute me, and deliver me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pcChH15ZF0
There is no way any of us can imagine the suffering He went through just because He loves us so.
literally HOW the fuck are you supposed to fuck someone if you're not in love with them? it doesn't make any sense
nice girl op. i wanna munch on her puss then put fresh cumstains on her shirt
>>77311354People who watch too much porn should probably be the most familiar with the distinction. It is the repressed moralfags who are going to conflate the two or think that sex requires love, not the degenerates.
>>77311337You masturbate, right? Are you in love with your hand?
>>77311580I'm in love with myself x0
>>77311426sex doesn't require love, but love requires sex, and sex dilutes, so if you care about love you should save the value of your sex having for the person you love. Argue with me, you wont.
especially lonely this morning
>>77310922just start desensetizing. for example go outside and ask ppl for the time. when your buy groceries just say hi to the cashier smile and move on. also maybe go to a tourist infomation point and try to talk to the staff there pretend to be a tourist so you get mor practise talking to strangers.maybe play some online game like overwatch or cs or valorant. these games helped me. also i gained some nice friends from there whats swtichblade care to share?
>>77310574it is how it is. the loneliness will pass just gotta get through it juuuuust got get through it right
24 hours of starvation starts now>>77311002that stuffs scary but fuck it ill try like once a week when it comes to online i dont have much trouble socializing the main problem is keeping people around and it never really goes anywherewitchblades is a lil peep/lil tracy song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E7sP6t1QyrI>>77311004seems to me like loneliness is the default state and i pass through stages of not being alone
cool thread, i hadn't seen half these pics of gus icl
>>77311163i miss peep ngl
>he's still out there somewhere>the biggest threat to bleached>the last ass bender
My brother used to be on 4 chan a lot on this specific sub section, whenever I would go into his room sometimes I would see him on here on his computer. We used to be very close but he started shutting himself off from people and I still love him but he was quick to anger and seemed to hate everyone so it was hard to see him as anything more then an asshole. My biggest regret will be that I never talked to him about why he was like this or offered support. If youre someone on here who struggles with mental health and is in a dark place like he was, Im sorry that the people around you who were meant to love and care for you never gave you any support or help. I know they mightve never given you a reason to open up to them but if you could give them one more chance and tell them before making that decision to leave, it would mean a lot.
>>77310457so what is that? like a general for girls that have non frankenstein pussies?
>>77311142I know of the cases of feral children. You would also know their development was fucked for life and no amount of therapy could help them.That's what I mean, society will not help you. You will have to help yourself.
>>77310401>I know they mightve never given you a reason to open up to them but if you could give them one more chance and tell them before making that decision to leave, it would mean a lot.No fuck you. You shot for brains suck can never fix anything don't ever fucking understand anything and what me to talk to you? No you had your chance a day you dropped the ball. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
>>77310401What's with the constant normie concern-troll spam lately?
>>77311843Summer is just around the corner.
How does it feel?Who do you do this?
>>77311378>do you ever poop?Nope, never.
>>77311230I put my mothers dildo up in there, I washed it before use of course. And washed it after, Im not a psycho. I did try to deepthroat it too but yeah, we got close
>>77311718if it's quality, you really should pressure steam it for an hour or bleach it according to established protocol. if it's not quality, you shouldn't use it at all, and you shouldn't be touching your mom's stuff. are you neet? Blush's Neo Elite line is very affordable.
My femcel gf is anal only. Sometimes it gets her wet because she can almost feel it like it's in her pussy. Says she misses vaginal sometimes, but she goes along with the anal only thing anyway. Don't know why she's so cool with it but they say don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
>>77311850 Stop torturing your femoid.
Why are foids attracted to men who hate women?
>>77311806>normal>womenChoose only one.
>>77311806Stop lying, roastoid. Women love being treated like shit, women love being beaten, women love being a slave. It's your nature as property of alpha males.
>>77311702That female "alpha" thread.?. Women can't be alpha. *Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHA*
>>77311698Probably because we are also dark triad Chads, it is my curse
>>77311844Avatarfagging is a bannable offense
